im working towards getting larger muscles so i can protect every animal in the world
Fall in love with someone who treats you like kanye treats kanye
ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream
birds are lucky because they get to attend concerts for free
You could spend hours on your appearance and still not look as good as David Bowie did in his mugshot.